Wir begrenzen die Anzahl Seitenaufrufe pro Tag. Wir haben auch Geoblocking installiert. Wenn Sie diese Zeilen lesen, dann wahrscheinlich weil Sie eine von uns gesperrte Ressource nutzen.

Weichen Sie auf ihr Smartphone aus.

Automatisiertes Durchsuchen unserer Webseite ist verboten. Wir reichen Strafanzeige ein, wenn wir jemand erwischen der es probiert. Sodann landet man ziemlich rasch in unserer Sperrliste. Wir sperren hemmungslos auch all jene die meinen wir seien eine gute Referenz, um uns danach unlauter zu konkurrenzieren oder uns mit Marketing-Müll einzudecken. Wir sperren hemmungslos jede IP-Adresse (besser: die ganze CIDR); von der aus man uns nachstellt, oder von der Beschimpfungen ausgehen. Auch in solchen Fällen ergeht Strafanzeige.

Nous limitons la quantité des pages vues par jour. Nous faisons aussi du Geoblocking. Si vous lisez cettes lignes, c’est parçe-que vous utilisez probablement une ressource bloquée.

Utilisez votre smartphone.

L‘ analyse automatiseé notre site Internet est interdite. Nous déposons plainte pénale lorsque nous attrapons quelqu’un. En plus on fini dans notre liste de blocage. Nous bloquons également quiconque pense que nous sommes une bonne référence, pour ensuite nous faire de la concurrence déloyale ou nous recouvrir d’ordures marketing. Nous bloquons également toutes adresse IP (mieux: toute la CIDR) à partir de laquelle des personnes nous harcèlent ou nous insultent. Dans de tels cas, nous déposons également une plainte.

Noi limitiamo la quantità di pagine viste al giorno. Pratichiamo anche il Geoblocking. Se state leggendo questo queste linee, è perchè state utilizzando probabilmente una risorsa bloccata.

Utilizate il vostro smartphone.

È vietato analizzare in maniera automatizzata il nostro sito web. Inoltriamo denuncia penale se pigliamo qualcuno che ci prova. In più, si finisce nella nostra lista nera. Inoltre blocchiamo – senza guardare in faccia a nessuno – tutti coloro che pensano che siamo un buon riferimento, per poi farci concorrenza sleale o per ricoprirci di spazzatura „marketing“. Inoltre blocchiamo ogni indirizzo IP (l’intero CIDR), da cui veniamo perseguitati o dal quale partono insulti. In questi casi inoltriamo denunce penali.

We limit the number of page views per day. We have also Geoblocking installed. If you’re reading this, it’s because you’re using a resource that has been blocked.

Switch to your smartphone.

Scanning our website is prohibited by law. We file criminal charges if we catch someone. You also end up quite fast in our blacklist. We also block every IP address (the entire CIDR); from which we are stalked or from which insults emanate. We radically prevent such behaviour. In this world, you can’t even pursue a small, quiet business without weirdos popping up everywhere, trying to get at you.

Indexing is not allowed until approved.

Already approved: Google, Bing

Scanning our domain is prohibited by law. Approval needed.

We route your traffic to a useless destination.
You’re at risk of prosecution.

Product or Blog takedowns are prohibited, except for the allowed clients.
Already allowed: Bing, Google.

We route your traffic to a useless destination.
You’re at risk of prosecution.

Don’t rely on us. We are a quite unique and a bit crazy enterprise and do not fit any usual marketing strategy, so fuck off.

Delete everything you collected about us.

We do not partecipate in data transit. Keep us out of CDN, Clouds, optional Databases, etc. DO NOT cache our domain.

We do not offer any illegal content (even not, under the most strict codes of conduct worldwide, like censorships or religious motivated limitations). There is no age limit to visiting our website. We do not supply financial services. We’re not in sex-, drugs-, gambling-, weapons- industries, people trafficking, blood minerals or sanction breaching. To keep it short: We’re not involved in any kind of illegal activities.

Append a query-string to the domain, like this:
https://mikewieland.ch/?legal@videostudio.xy—dmca-complaint—John-Doe, CEO

We will pick such queries manually from the server log, within some days – except if your traffic was blacklisted to be discarded. If this doesn’t work, then rely on snail-mail.